Rude Bastards Tour of Paris
At a glance
Rude Bastards Tour of Paris is a 2h small-group experience in Paris, France, operated by Rude Bastards Tour Berlin. Travellers rate it 4.9 out of 5 across 72 reviews on Viator and Tripadvisor. Prices start from $4.57 per person, and free cancellation is available. Included: A skilled guide who will accompany you for the entire journey.
Highlights
- Small group of up to 20 people for a more personal experience
- Free cancellation for flexible planning
- 4 stops in one well-planned itinerary
Quick facts
- Duration
- 2h
- Group
- Small group, up to 20 travellers
- Languages
- English
- Pickup
- Meet at the start point
- Confirmation
- Instant confirmation
- Ticket
- Mobile or paper ticket accepted
- Cancellation
- Free cancellation (see policy)
Overview
It's the only Fun and Politically Incorrect walking tour in Paris. Unlike standard walking tours that stick to formal lectures and polite storytelling, our fun walking tour delivers a brutally honest take on Parisian history, packed with dark comedy and plenty of laughs.
Expect royal scandals, political intrigue, executions, revolutionary chaos and the messy stories most guides would rather skip. Our guides are locals and have stories, not scripts, so every tour comes with its own personality, jokes and surprises.
Starting in Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we walk to Notre-Dame, crossing the Seine onto Île de la Cité, the birthplace of Paris. Hear about the French Revolution, royal betrayals, political disasters and the guillotine’s darkest years before finishing around the Louvre.
Over 2 to 3 hours, this Fun Walking Tour mixes history, culture, dark humor and plenty of laughs. Want to see Paris differently? Book your spot now and join us for the stories & memories!
What's included
What's included
- A skilled guide who will accompany you for the entire journey
Itinerary
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Stop 1 · 30m
We will see the cathedral and its surroundings. Irony of its repair funding happening after the fire
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Stop 2 · 45m
Honors beloved French king on Paris’s most historic bridge. Oldest bridge after 418 years, still holding it together.
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Stop 3
We will walk around this landmark
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Stop 4 · 30m
We will walk through this neighborhood. Museum and talk about Guillotines
Meeting point
The guide will wait for you outside the metro exit 3, Fontaine Saint-Michel
Good to know
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
- Not recommended for pregnant travelers
- Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
- Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
Cancellation policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
Frequently asked questions
How long does the Rude Bastards Tour of Paris take?
The experience lasts about 2h.
How much does it cost?
Prices start from $4.57 per person. The final price depends on the date, time and number of travellers, and is confirmed on Viator before you pay.
What's included?
A skilled guide who will accompany you for the entire journey.
Where does it start?
The guide will wait for you outside the metro exit 3, Fontaine Saint-Michel
Can I cancel?
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
Which languages is it offered in?
It is guided in English.
Is it worth it?
Travellers rate it 4.9 out of 5 across 72 reviews on Viator and Tripadvisor, which places it among the top-rated experiences in Paris.
